Howard Johnson was indeed a real person, whose hobby was “to talk and eat food.” That’s our kinda guy.

Hotel pool is prime for relaxation or exercise.

Noshin’-related perks include a complimentary breakfast in the am and an en suite mini-fridge for stashing snacks.

Why does breakfast taste so much better when someone else makes it for you? We don’t know, but the theory is proven here.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, they say it’s free (‘cause it is).

On the east side of town, just a min from I-69.

Free breakfast includes cinnamon rolls. Huzzah!

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned game of Marco Polo in the pool.

Free hot breakfast includes waffles!

Practice your best Phelps impression at the pool.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, they say it’s free (‘cause it is).

You know what’s nice to wake up to? Free breakfast, that’s what.

Breakfast is free. Hurray!

Spacious suites give you room to stretch out.

Quiet stopover on the Kentucky border has spacious rooms with free WiFi.

Free WiFi satisfies both biz travelers and social media addicts.

Throws in a free breakfast.

Easy and comfortable, without unnecessary frills.

Free hot breakfast is always nice to wake up to.

Hotel pool is prime for relaxation or exercise.

Right off 69 in a quiet area of town.

Near a movie theater and loads of shops and restaurants, so no excuses for boredom or hunger.

John James Audubon State Park is right next door and Ellis Park racetrack is only 3 miles down the road.