Ready for the holidays?
Cousin Gary is. And he can’t wait to tell you all about the girl he met online. Trust us, it’s a long story.
Meanwhile, Uncle Tony’s been working up a knock-knock joke marathon for ya. Cousin Becca’s been perfecting her epic eye roll. Granny’s inflating your air mattress and checking it twice. And Aunt Mary, oh, Aunt Mary. She can’t stop caroling… and great news! You guys are sharing a room.
Here’s an idea: this year, visit, don’t stay. Swing by to see the fam, but book your very own hotel room… with a comfy bed. And room service. And your sanity. Whenever you need an escape route, we’ll be there for you.